buy her flowers (the full story)
Three days ago, my wife decided she wanted to get rid of me. She must have been sick of my bullshit, so decided to set me up. That is the only possible explanation for the events that happened afterwards.
'These are the kind of flowers I like,' was how it started. My wife said this while pouring the water from a vase containing her flowers into the sink…
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