The lazy ways of married men.

A head nod is a husband’s favourite weapon

The Head Nod is a husband’s favourite weapon. Many arguments are avoided by the simple motion of lifting a chin up and letting it drop; it’s so simple. The pattern becomes routine, and the outcome is predictable.

Babe, I’m going to change the address of the kid’s GP. Is that ok? 

*Head Nod*

I’m thinking about ordering a new carpet.

*Head Nod*

We have a date …